This was actually taken yesterday, and unlike some of my earlier posts it was taken in my pre shower morning phase… this is also pre the large amount of coffee I drink in the morning… or I just don’t photograph well. Take your pick. I’ve actually tried a bit of upper lip topiary to try and keep things in check. After attempting some form of balancing act between the left and right branches I got a vision. I shall share it with you.
A young man looks at his rather unruly moustache in the mirror. He hasn’t shaved since returning from the front and feels that while losing the beard was good the ‘tache gives him a certain something. But it’s off centre, no matter a small amount of work with the razor and… “Scheiße” now the left is smaller then the right. Ok.. this can be fixed… “Gott im himmel!” not the right is too small. Still just a leetle bit over here and…. “Nein! Nein! Nein!“. This continues for maybe an hour until he’s standing there, raging, face bleeding from a number of small cuts and a ‘tache that until now has been only seen on diminutive American Comedians.
Next thing you know it’s time to invade Poland. Anyway, with less than 2 weeks to go my ‘tache will never cause me to lose my temper for I know, even if it makes me look like an evil frenchman I’m growing it for a good cause to raise money for Prosate Cancer research. Hint hint.
On an unrelated note the new Civilization board game will be out real soon now TM, and after perusing the rules I think it’s going to be really really sweet. Fingers crossed it’ll be available in a couple of weeks and we can get a few games going.