Firstly, Lolz, it's full of lolz. Which reminds me of a little skit I thought up in the bath.

The office of the Mayor of the unfortunately named Doomsville, the Mayor sits looking at a stack of Police reports. He wipes his fevered brow and looks up as an impressive figure in a leotard and cape sweeps in.

Who the hell are you and how did you get in here? I'm busy trying to work out how to deal with 5 street gangs and some chap who calls himself Dr Revengo!

I am..... Superior Man. My card.

The, quite impressive man hands over a small white card to the slightly bemused but hopeful Mayor.

More powerful then Locomotive? Shouldn't that be 'A' locomotive?

Oh on. Locomotive's my Cat. I'm much stronger than him.

The Mayor is now more bemused and less hopeful.

And.... do you have any other pets?

Oh yes. A tortoise.

He wouldn't be called Bullet would he?

Why yes! Do you have mind reading powers Mr Mayor?

No, just a lucky guess. And what's this 'Able to leap'? Just leap? What kind of half assed power is that? Anyone can leap!

Oh no. That's because I ran out of space on the card.

Oh.

The rest is on the back.

Right, sorry, lets see this. 'really rather high'?

Oh yes. Watch.

Lovely. Yes. My my, that is rather high isn't it? Good good. Now get the f**k out of my office.

Anyway have fun folks.