I'm bloody knackered.

Amelie, who is being pampered after her op, slept in the bed with us last night. She loves being under the duvet, occasionally poking me with her claws. So I got to combine fear of rolling onto a cat (and I sleep wearing not much to nothing depending on the weather) with nutty dreams about acupuncture.

Which is especially not good if you have an intense phobia of needles.

But she's too God Damm cute to kick out, especially in her still healing state. Plus Dog is still treating her like some kind of alien invader. I think it's because of the plastic cone she's having to wear.

Anyhow, I should be through in Edinburgh for the post Conpulsion meeting tonight to offer more help for next years con. You know I might actually run a game of something. Of course I might have gotten round to getting my game finished by next year....

I'm afraid 'Destroy All Cities' was a joke. That I came up with at the last moment or I'd have made a web page for it too.

I am of course working on an actual game and I have got enthused about the whole thing again, more on that soon.

Well I can now announce that my first published RPG is back from the printers. I know I've been a bit quiet for the last few weeks but I've been working very hard to get this done. Anyway I can now reveal the secret project I've been working away on, 'Destroy All Cities' the game of Giant Monsters. This troupe based storytelling extravaganza finds you playing the fractured personality of a giant creature (robot, dinosaur, creature from before time it's up to you) as you struggle to find meaning in a world that seeks to destroy you.

I'm extremely happy with the new mechanic that seamlessly blends dice rolling, coin flips and card play into a unified whole. The 5 page 'Random Wandering' table you roll on when the players can not agree what to do to simulate your creatures reactions when not being controlled is a great read including 'Hump car', 'Eat Civilian', 'Attack building'. And I do think you'll find the 'Human Reaction Flowcharts' an extremely easy way to work out how the forces of mankind will try and deal with your rampage.

'Destroy All Cities' in shops soon!

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• 20:41 Marines FTW! My commander and his entourage cut a swath through Mr Brinds undead robot hordes. Power Fist to the face! #
• 20:42 Now installing some old skool gaming fun. Baldurs Gate II, Shadows of Amn. Mmmmmm. #
• 22:02 Darn, damm and botheration. Disc 4 ees dead! So I've reinstalled NWN2 and am going to try a month of COH. See if it's got better. #
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• 16:35 Trying an experiment. Seeing if putting my headphones on does make the phone ring.... #
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• 09:14 Fingers crossed this code works this time.... #
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• 00:45 @purplesnap Indeed..... a whole lotta blue dick. #

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• 16:34 Here's a good question on new powers. Would you like the BNP to have access to them? #

Ever since I was a kid I've looked at the world and gone, 'Wait a sec? How does that work?'. One idea that confused me when I was very you was the concept of unfettered growth, the companies had to keep making more money each year. I asked my Dad how this worked and he said it just did.

Turns out the reason I couldn't make it all make sense is because it doesn't work. Just look at the state the 30 year global greed fest has got us to and you can see that.

Which in a small way makes me feel good, at least I wasn't going nuts.

Of course now I'm feeling a general, fuck it's all a state, depression coming across me and wondering where I can move to to survive the Numpty Apocalypse.

Forget Zombies, you need to worry about hordes of unwashed, ill educated TV led muppets who believe they deserve the world on a plate and are going to get it. Plus there's the washed, educated but still unimaginably fucking stupid arseholes who have been 'running' the whole show by stealing everything that wasn't nailed down and hoping we wouldn't notice. The ones who are still arguing they deserve bonuses and pay rises despite getting us all into this cluster fuck.

I'm going to watch Watchmen tonight and then read some more Judge Dredd, those will cheer me up.

I've been mostly Twittering because I've not had much to say and I've been busy. This is a quick post to say, does anyone have sofa space for Conpulsion where I can crash? I thought I had a plan but it now seems to be messed up.

More soon. Maybe.

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• 19:15 So. Bye bye GUGS maybe see you in the new year. #

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• 09:47 DOW II still very addictive, on the bright side my Tuesday evenings are soon going to be free. #
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• 16:12 I'm thinking.... just tihnking mind you... of getting my hair cut. #

• 09:34 Oh god. I think this code is going to kill me. #
• 11:04 I was bad. I bought DOW II, figure painting has taken another kicking. #
• 11:04 On the bright side DOW II rocks. Though I do need some more memory... or a new computer. Hmmmm. #

• 08:31 Doing the shopping. #
• 09:09 Right, can't be arsed with GUGS any more. Balls to the lot of it. #
• 13:22 I've not only got to that stage (as I pointed out a month or so before the Con) I've gone right past it. F**K the lot of it. #
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• 15:50 On that previous post. Arrgh! On the bright side I can't commit blasphemy. #

• 14:35 My back has seized up. Super. #
• 17:04 Philip Jose Farmer is dead. I'm runnign out of authors I grew up reading :( #

• 09:37 So, very, sleepy. But people seemed happy with the convention. Now to work out what we want t odo with it. #
• 11:54 gmail down.... brain melting. Can't cope. #
• 12:52 @brindy If course they do! but they're like super genetically engineered ones! I mean imagine how the Slaneesh Chaos Marines would feel.... #
• 12:53 Gmail is back! Woot! I'm off for lunch. #